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Highfield Primary School

Bridgenorth Avenue, Urmston, Manchester, M41 9PA

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Jokes

I hope you know where the sewing kit is, because these jokes will have you in stitches!! 

 

Q. Why did the snail jump in the water? 

A. Because it's a water snail!

by Harry Class 4

 

 

Q. Why did the melon jump in the water? 

A. Because it wanted to be a water melon!

by Harry Class 4 

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Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

A. Do you want to hold my hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

by Kairon Class 6

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo who?

Calm down it's only a joke!

by Yaash Class 6

 

 

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A. Cockerpoodledoo!

Q. What's the most musical part of a chicken?
A. The drumstick!

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Q. How do you get down from an elephant?
A. You don't, you get down off a duck!

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Q. What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
A. A polygon!

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Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny!

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Q.Why is a piano so hard to open?
A. Because the keys are on the inside!

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Q. Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
A. He couldn't control his pupils!

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Mum: What did you learn in school today?
Child: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

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Q. What lights up a football stadium?
A. A football match!

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Q. What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A.Your breath!

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Q. What common 11-letter word is always spelled incorrectly?
A. Incorrectly!