I hope you know where the sewing kit is, because these jokes will have you in stitches!!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Q. What's the most musical part of a chicken?
A. The drumstick!
Q. How do you get down from an elephant?
A. You don't, you get down off a duck!
Q. What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
A. A polygon!
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny!
Q.Why is a piano so hard to open?
A. Because the keys are on the inside!
Q. Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
A. He couldn't control his pupils!
Mum: What did you learn in school today?
Child: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Q. What lights up a football stadium?
A. A football match!
Q. What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Q. What common 11-letter word is always spelled incorrectly?